The Metal Mushroom

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Mon, 24 Dec 2012 16:17:22 +0000

Tis the season to be jolly and joyous.

Mon, 24 Dec 2012 13:53:10 +0000

loljk I want to blow my own head off.

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Sun, 25 Nov 2012 20:06:45 +0000

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Sun, 25 Nov 2012 14:07:04 +0000

Misery Loves Company

Sat, 24 Nov 2012 16:32:24 +0000

You know as well as I do, it’s the worst suffering in the world watching somebody you love more than anything hurting - whether it’s emotional or physical. All you want to do is run to be with them, take care of them and do what you can to make it all better. But sometimes you just can’t, you have to hang back and watch while either everything sorts itself out or burns to the ground and it kills you from the inside out knowing there’s little you can do other than be there for them, take care of them how you can and do what you can to help them. If, in the end, there’s nothing you can do - the best thing is not to let that destroy you too, or else the chain continues until the suffering is spread around. If you, and this goes for everyone, need help, or support or love or whatever from your friends, family, whatever, you tell them. We all do what is in our capacity to do for the ones we care about, so don’t suffer in silence, or else it might hurt somebody else too. Tell us and we’ll come running.

thekidsyourmommafears: themetalmushroom: thekidsyourmommafears:...

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 00:52:56 +0000

thekidsyourmommafears:

themetalmushroom:

thekidsyourmommafears:

me and nick at billy talent last night <3
what an amazing night <3

Reblogging because that night was FUCKING AWESOME.
And Lucy is a gorgeous ho. Lookit’er.

I ain’t no gorgeous ho, ho.

Don’t argue with me, you were the one having rapey Welshman coming after you.

thekidsyourmommafears: aw yeeeeee A smiling box and some...

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 00:43:41 +0000

thekidsyourmommafears:

aw yeeeeee
A smiling box and some dinosaurs
Billy talent were so lovely awhh what awesome guys
Nickybear <3

I’m going to ask for all my tickets to be signed like this from now on.

Loocehcwtch <3

thekidsyourmommafears: me and nick at billy talent last night...

Mon, 19 Nov 2012 20:35:24 +0000

thekidsyourmommafears:

me and nick at billy talent last night <3
what an amazing night <3

Reblogging because that night was FUCKING AWESOME.
And Lucy is a gorgeous ho. Lookit’er.

the-absolute-funniest-posts: ;) don’t click

Mon, 19 Nov 2012 18:25:12 +0000

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

;) don’t click

How to escape after being buried alive in a coffin.

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 16:49:17 +0000

How to escape after being buried alive in a coffin.:

undeadcracker:

freakology101:

timesnewromney:

shickhard:

It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.

Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.

Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)

Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: This will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face.

Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it.

As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit.

Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly.

Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky.

JUST TO PROVE TUMBLR HAS A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR FUCKING EVERYTHING.

just in case guys

things i have learned from school: how to lie through my teeth and bullshit entire essays and do all nighters and still pass classes

Tue, 23 Oct 2012 00:09:16 +0000

things i have learned from school: how to lie through my teeth and bullshit entire essays and do all nighters and still pass classes

approachingsignificance: Hearts, Angela Strassheim 1. Shot in...

Wed, 26 Sep 2012 22:40:07 +0100

approachingsignificance:

Hearts, Angela Strassheim

1. Shot in the Heart.

2. Cancer Heart.

3. Teen Drug Overdose Heart.

4. Fatty Oversized Heart.

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Wed, 26 Sep 2012 19:24:24 +0100

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Wed, 26 Sep 2012 19:23:51 +0100

Reblog and see if you get a color

Wed, 26 Sep 2012 19:17:24 +0100

PURPLE: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
FUSHIA: I wish we were friends in real life.
GREY: You make me go asdfghjkl.
RED: I love you with a burning passion.
GREY: I wish you would notice me.
PINK: I think you should follow me.
TEAL: We have a lot in common.
BLUE: You are my tumblr crush.
ORANGE: I don’t like your blog.
YELLOW: FUCK ME PLEASE.
WHITE: MARRY ME PLEASE.
GREEN: I think you’re cute.
BLACK: I would date you.
BROWN: I don’t like you.

I doubt I'll get any, but I sure would love to know :(

silenthill: i got 99 problems and money could solve at least 73 of them

Mon, 24 Sep 2012 18:47:13 +0100

silenthill:

i got 99 problems and money could solve at least 73 of them

I miss being with somebody I'm genuinely in love with.

Mon, 24 Sep 2012 18:35:54 +0100

goddess3: A tiger mother lost her cubs from premature labour....

Mon, 24 Sep 2012 06:53:41 +0100

goddess3:

A tiger mother lost her cubs from premature labour. Shortly after she became depressed and her health declined, and she was diagnosed with depression. So they wrapped up piglets in tiger cloth, and gave them to the tiger. The tiger now loves these pigs and treats them like her babies.

Exc-fucking-use me?

Sun, 23 Sep 2012 19:52:52 +0100

awolfnameleanna: great now i need to save my best friend from...

Sat, 22 Sep 2012 15:06:50 +0100

awolfnameleanna:

great now i need to save my best friend from going to jail. i told her she couldnt be jack spparrow….